King of All Dudes.

cocksandklainebows:

8eep:

i don’t believe in homos. i’m a gaytheist

Gaytheist actually means the complete opposite of what you think you’re saying. “Theist” comes from the Ancient Greek word “Theos” which means god. 

Atheist is actually the prefix “A-” and the word “Theos”, which means “no god” together. 

Gaytheist, would therefore mean “gay god”. 

…. I have found my religion.. 

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pizzaforpresident:

yolanswag:

pizzaforpresident:

Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital L.

just never capitalize! lol

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Okay I found what bothers me more than Lol

blizzly:

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crystallizedtwilight:

The Largo bros just hanging out.

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kyary:

would you like to buy some turnips

(Source: towritelesbiansonherarms)

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k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

monksbigdamnblog:

chaniatreides:

THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE

TOO MUCH ENGLISH GENTLEMAN IN ONE POST

(Source: ambitiouspants)

friskygrandma:

but maybe, underneath it all, i am a hollaback girl

wholocked-theimpala:

the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”

and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”

This is Jesse, the roughest toughest cowboy in the whole West. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye. This is Rex, the meanest most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep ‘em together ‘cause they’re madly in love. Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. And Hamm, he’ll keep your money safe, but he’s also one of the dastardly villians of all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop! These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet! And this is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! He can fly and shoot lasers! Sworn to protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg. Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave like a cowboy should be. And kind. And smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he’ll never give up on you. Ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what. You gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They mean a lot to me.

(Source: animation-gifs)

bestcartoongifs:

Adventure Time appreciation → Princess Bubblegum’s closet part 1

peachymints:

Felt like drawing silly stuff with cute clothes since I’ve been a bit mopey lately.

These two hang out way too much. Not that they don’t like it.

plajus:

can we please make this one of the most used reaction gifs on tumblr, oh my god